Happy Day!

Today, two important events for mankind have occurred.

1) The BBC has reported that a new mammal has been discovered. Currently, it's called Rhynochocyon udzungwensis, which means "long pointy-nose red fur black rump from Tanzania."



2) A new mammal has been discovered in a hospital here in Salt Lake. She's called Everett, I have no idea how much she weighs, but she has red hair. She is also known as redhairicus cicadasniecicus. Pictures coming.

3 comments:

Murray Terreno di Amore said...

I am sure baby will be cuter. But then again will she have a nifty snout like that guy.

It's a toss up really.

spart said...

They ran a story in the Toronto Star a few weeks back about how redheads were in danger of becoming extinct due to procreation with non-redheads (recessive genes I believe). They were toying with the idea of a redhead only dating site to promote redheads dating other redheads.

Redheads rule!!

Jordan said...

Congrats to you and your family!