This morning, I told my mom that Murray and I had been researching Puerto Nuevo on the internet because we're headed there this Saturday. After several minutes of talking about other things, she asked, "Now what were you and Murray researching on the internet?" I said, "Puerto Nuevo. Mexico." Then, relieved, she said, "OOOhhhhhh. I thought you said porno label."
My mom. She doesn't speak the Spanish.
Here is an illustrated version of what Murray and I expect Puerto Nuevo to be like:
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We're headed out to San Diego on Friday so that we can spend the weekend with Switchback, her softball team, and Kelly Roxanne. And to eat cheap lobster on the beach in Porno Label, Mexico. It'll be some good times for sure.
(Murray's bald photo was replaced with a more accurate version. His place of prominence on my blog represents his place of prominence in my heart.)