To the owner/operator of our local Walgreens,
My husband Murray was in your store a few evenings ago. As he waited in line to purchase his items, two employees worked behind the counter. One employee said to the other (and it pains me to even write this), "I just had a brain fart." To this, the other employee responded by passing gas loudly.
I am bringing this to your attention so that you can have a much-needed discussion about propriety with your staff.