In Absentia

Part of the reason I haven't posted is that I have barely touched my computer since finals were over. Part of the reason is that I have about four saved drafts now that I haven't published, because mostly they're boring. Since my creativity has decreased as my caloric intake has increased, I haven't had much to say other than logging my daily events, which isn't actually fascinating. But what is fascinating, or at least titillating, is this joke:

How do you titillate an ocelot?
(Highlight blank space to read the answer.)
You oscillate his tit a lot.

It's been a while since I've loved a joke as much as this one, and now that I'm sharing it on the internet, it will prevent me from actually delivering the joke to you all in person. Drat. I just have to do it, though. Merry Christmas, all. And now I'm going to bed.

4 comments:

Limon said...

So inappropriately funny.

DP said...

That'll be a great conversation starter for all the wedding receptions I'll be attending this week.

P.S. I'll be driving through (or at least around) your hometown four times in the next two days.

noelle feather said...

hahahahahaaaa...

Kelly said...

Having a Subway sandwich come out my nose as I try to stifle my laughter is not very attractive.