tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post3865946509880118305..comments2023-10-25T04:52:30.180-06:00Comments on Cicada Song: application to go on a date with cicadaCicadahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14992280321382438701noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-67501682614926340352006-10-16T10:35:00.000-06:002006-10-16T10:35:00.000-06:001. No, though I am afraid gay people falling out o...1. No, though I am afraid gay people falling out of the sky, which I guess would make me aerohomophobic. I am also afraid of groups of thirteen gay people, which would make me triskaidekahomophobic. <br /><br />2. Though I don't approve of the f-word in casual conversation, I do think that it is appropriate in certain circumstances, like "I have fetish for ice cream sundaes." <br /><br />3. I will arrive on time.<br /><br />I will bring you flower.<br /><br />I will wear my tux jacket for which I have no bow tie.<br /><br />I will say something like "Did you just come from the Miss Utah Pageant?"<br /><br />I will treat you to a restaurant dinner, but not a homemade one because I live with five other men and we don't clean enough.<br /><br />I will take on a futuristic date, where we will wear metallic clothing and sunglasses and listen to the Wyld Stallions' electric guitar solos while playing really slow air guitar.<br /><br />I will sing French art songs like Lydia, Apres un reve, Hebe, and Quel gallant m'est comparable? while you dance in a circle on your new hardwood floors.<br /><br />I will let you watch tv and eat and surf the Web as often as you like.<br /><br />I will continue to list off things I will do on our date.<br /><br />4. My favorite essay about David Sedaris is the one on Wikipedia that I skimmed after reading this post. He is really prolific, and that means he must be good, right Gerald Lund?<br /><br />5. I have really missed hanging out with you and I haven't even seen your closet. You are the sunshine of my life. You complete me. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains. You, doin' that thing you do, breakin' my heart into a million pieces, like you always do.Limonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04591477089620612894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-53506555636755516762006-10-06T17:21:00.000-06:002006-10-06T17:21:00.000-06:00.
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Is this just staying on top till the 2....<br /><br />So.....<br /><br />Is this just staying on top till the 24th?Th.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16460795570237872290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-51111128064502513102006-10-05T20:38:00.000-06:002006-10-05T20:38:00.000-06:00I just wanted to say that I really like your logo....I just wanted to say that I really like your logo.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04323568112711824064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-5296119983917894142006-10-03T04:42:00.000-06:002006-10-03T04:42:00.000-06:00I want to be on the list of people who love you.<A href=http://aamelyngoch.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-cant-believe-i-even-have-to-applyor.html>I want to be on the list of people who love you.</A>Melyngochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07894183958877193588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-45792154139554328152006-10-02T15:11:00.000-06:002006-10-02T15:11:00.000-06:00You are my stinking hero.You are my stinking hero.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01881149102981381456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-49697227404498250872006-09-29T15:40:00.000-06:002006-09-29T15:40:00.000-06:00I would kill people who only slightly deserved it ...I would kill people who only slightly deserved it to listen to David Sedaris live.<br /><br />Figures I'd move just before he showed up...Tolkien Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03816447362432499481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-92167944702025092572006-09-28T15:06:00.000-06:002006-09-28T15:06:00.000-06:00.
I shan't be applying (nothing personal), but my....<br /><br />I shan't be applying (nothing personal), but my favorite Sedaris piece is actually a piece of fiction--where these Belgians (or something) think the narrator is a seriel killer. It's very funny.<br /><br />And, incidentally, we have a lady i our ward who looks strikingly like his sister.Th.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16460795570237872290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-81902409919406187772006-09-28T10:48:00.000-06:002006-09-28T10:48:00.000-06:00You should add, "Are you comfortable with bumping ...You should add, "Are you comfortable with bumping into multiple of my ex-boyfriends?"Michael Paul Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04639968420837171815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10937001.post-19468990807361186942006-09-27T23:32:00.000-06:002006-09-27T23:32:00.000-06:001. Most certainly yes. One of my closest friends r...1. Most certainly yes. One of my closest friends recently moved to Seattle. He will vouch for my paranoia.<br /><br />2.Yes, nothing offends me more than damn people who “use profanity because they are not intelligent enough to use real words.”<br /><br />3. I will arrive on time, bring a picture of a flower, wear overalls and no shoes, shower you with inane compliments made to describe all females between ages 15 and 50, make you bread if you like, take you to dinner if you like Thai, take you on a future date if you promise to marry me first (one date is all a guy <i>really</i> needs), make out with you if you be a man and make the first move.<br /><br /><i>I luv Davd Sederis. He is kewel. I wood like here he speak good. I like he right good like me. </i><br /><br />You are the most perfect person I have ever met, Cicada. I hope that one day I can win comparable adoration from fellow bloggers. It has always been my dream to bear your first-born. You may say it’s impossible, but I’ll find a way.Saule Cogneurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06539979684286065456noreply@blogger.com